Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 10, 2019

Perhaps. That looks like the font of all knowledge.

Who could have perpetrated this defacement of private property?

I don’t think she did it to herself. Of all the words there, I don’t see guilt written on her face anywhere.

Face the facts Madam, you are no dragnet.

Were you drunk at a party? Be glad it was only words they put there.

Resting Print Face: the unusual condition in which everyone can read you like an open book. Which book does she want to be?

Pronounce each word in reverse when you happen to look at your reflection with a mirror..

If you could read my mind, love. What a tale my thoughts could tell.

One of those things that’s enlightening: when you realize that anything probably IS possible today.

I think today’s FA is an instant classic. I like the artwork that much.

You are print.

That was some bachelorette party!

And the bride is sure you’ll agree that it’s in your best interests to recuse yourself from bridesmaid duties today.

Is this an adjunct to that Mark Twain quote about eating a frog every morning?

You can take her at face value now, but when she gets older you’ll have to read between the lines.

I can read her like a book, she wears her heart on her sleeve.

I think face words are better than a face plant.

If the words become offensive, an eraser facial masque may be in order … don’t see a dermatologist, they only tell you to cut it out … squamous butchers …!

Goodnight Gracey

This font or in cursive?

Silly putty, probability is no magic marker.

Quiz Time. There are two countries in the world that end in “-dia” (just like Froglandia). What are they? No cheating. Use your memory only.

Bah bah, black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full: One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives in the lame.

Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? What do you think this is, nylon? (Apologies to Al Jaffee’s Snappy answers to stupid questions).

If she had the face of Grace, then we could face the grace she showers upon our place. It doth make my heart race.

Anything is “probably possible” any day! But a face full of printed stream-of-consciousness is lame enough to be pretty specific to Froglandia.

Curious, that Frog Applause comments should seize the attention of frogapplause’s Special Commenter, gutbloom. I come for the ‘toon and Sister’s words of lame-ish wisdom, and then stay for the Comments….

De gustibus non est disputandum.

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A woman’s day begins in a strange way. And hers is the least of the high weirdness of that day and for every day after on this Earth to follow.

The famous phrase, “The deep you look into Frog Applause, the deeper Frog Applause looks into you,” by Freddie Heptseba Neatworthy, philosopher laureate of Froglandia.

A woman’s day begins in a strange way. And hers is the least of the high weirdness of that day and for every day after on this Earth to follow.

The famous phrase, “The deep you look into Frog Applause, the deeper Frog Applause looks into you,” by Freddie Heptseba Neatworthy, philosopher laureate of Froglandia.