Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 29, 2019

Don’t fret, Ensign. It’s not official. Your star’s name hasn’t been entered in book form in the Copyright Office.

Kenny dodged a bullet.

I’m quite white, not very tall, kind of dense; my star should be a white dwarf.

At least it didn’t become a black hole…

This week’s “The Orville”, anyone?

His fate is in the stars.

When the star went nova, did it yell, “Oh, my spleen!”?

Wait a minute…NINE planets??…umm…..

Through an obvious command error, Ensign Kenny wasn’t on a mission to that star with it exploded.

Kirk: “Scotty, how much time before the sun blows up?”

Well, that’s would make him brighter and stronger than most of the others.

Now, that’s some street cred…

Check the certificate. Then you notice, he named the star Loser.

9 planets? Well at least it wasn’t OUR system… (Said sarcastically. I voted FOR Pluto at the interplanetary conference)

My Star is on Hollywood Boulevard.

May we assume Ensign Kenny’s namesake is a red giant?

The star actually went supernova however many years ago equals the distance in light-years.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, Boom, gone little star, How I wonder what you? It’s all gone?

Hey, I resemble that remark!

One of the planets destroyed was called “Myspleen”.

So that’s how the people of Sarpeidon knew to jump in the Atavachron – they heard their star was named after Ensign Kenny.

Kenny isn’t as much of a loser as the people on the nine planets are.