Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 25, 2011

Good answer, Broomie.

With Nerwin and Irwin in the air the shedding would block the sun, making the earth uninhabitable.

If Broomie were to board a plane, all the other passengers would leave, so it’s her fiscal responsibility to fly.

Broomie’s been flying a lot longer than the airlines, she’s entitled.

Beside I think everyone should go for the broomstick training and proficiency test, there are no know emissions, the is no reliance on dwindling fossil fuels, and is over all a more sustainable option, the airlines will be flying on vapours in another 50 years(really expensive vapours lolz).

seniority Newton, and 1500 years experience.

I guess Broomie was great-great-great-great-great-great grandfathered in.

I think that’s why Broomie flies solo.

When one of those jumbo jets take off, it uses more gas than you and I use in a lifetime.

Also, brooms are made of wood and straw (and a little glue to hold them together), so they’re a sustainable device. It’s not as tho you need one broom a week. In your lifetime, you might need a total of around five - longer ones as you get older.

Unless you crash frequently and the broom is destroyed - as often happens to Broomie.

(Hey! Is she a sustainable device?)

To answer your question, Nerwin, trolls don’t fly because they creep out both the body-scan peepers and the TSA gropers.

Hey, we all should learn how to levitate! Right?