Garfield by Jim Davis for March 29, 2019

Jon must be running out of pick-up lines.

She doesn’t seem impressed.

Get a tombstone ready for romance.

Nice work, Captain Obvious!

No wonder Liz does not have any children and score another one for Jim Davis’ “art” shortcuts.

Jon, you’re a hopeless romantic, with an emphasis on the “hopeless” part!

I remember a commercial: a foggy twilight, a train pulling away. A woman is standing on the back of the train looking out, and a man watching her pull away. Man’s voiceover: “I’ll never forget her. Her hair was as golden as a wheatfield. Her eyes were as brown as…as brown as…[rewind sound]…as BLUE as a summer sky…” It was an ad for colored contact lenses. As a brown-eyed girl, I despised this commercial.

Garfield, with this guy it was never conceived in the first place.

maybe not dead, but in serious need of a trip to the ER!

That’s one of the worst pick-up lines ever.

Strange? She keeps coming back? “It’s not her fault she is just drawn that way.”

This brings back memories of dissecting a frog in Grade 11 Biology. Eyeballs are not squishy, they’re actually quite tough. Thank you for the memory. Ugh.

Is that any worse than “Your nose is like a tower of Lebanon, which looks toward Damascus”? (It worked for King Solomon.)

Well? HE does metaphors better than I do!

It’s not untrue…

Did you know today France figured out why the Garfield phones kept being found in the beach? https://www.sfgate.com/weird/article/garfield-phones-france-beach-mystery-13724176.php

Liz, take it in the spirit that it was given, then give the fool a kiss.

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Hmm…Liz has been getting lip injections again.

This seems suspiciously like a rerun.

And your lips are like over-inflated tires…

Well, that ‘lipid pool’ thing has been over used. He gets credit for originality.

Anybody notice the resemblance between Liz’ mouth and a swollen vulva?

Is she thinking the same?

" … eyes so black, like frying pans." – Fred Flintstone

And yet she sticks with him…..

why did liz give jon the look? No one ever said science was dead

Your ears are like weirdly shaped bits of skin sticking out the side of your head that you hear with.

Its not dead it just been tortured and beaten for years but death death is quick and merciful it is an escape no love doesnt get off that easily right now love is chained up in dungeon bleeding on the floor begging for someone to end it all