Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 06, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    It’s nothing personal, Calvin.

    Narrator’s voice: It’s always personal.

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    Baarorso  over 5 years ago

    Calvin, they aren’t going to McDonald’s or Burger King but to a nice, swank restaurant. A spitfire like you doesn’t belong in those kind of places.;-D

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    If Hobbes promises to not kill anyone, Calvin, what do YOU promise not to do during your parents’ time together?

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    M2MM  over 5 years ago

    Ah yes, the pause that refreshes (the relationship.)

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    DennisinSeattle  over 5 years ago

    Calvin, you and Hobbes have plenty of time together without them, and you wouldn’t want it any other way.

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    rentier  over 5 years ago

    Don’t let your Hobbes go, Calvin, he is best you have!!

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    Because Calvin, it’s about you and that’s why you are not coming. It has to be about us sometimes,.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I have no doubt that I’ve read this story arc previously. But which Rosalyn episode will this be? I can’t remember yet, and I’m enjoying looking forward to finding out. Just like I did last time. And maybe the time before that.

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    Really

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    Yontrop  over 5 years ago

    “Because what happened last time we took you along.”

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    Jabroniville Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I love Calvin’s combination of annoyance and desperation- the hilarity of “Hobbes promises not to kill anyone” is shown in the sheer absurdity of such a statement (it carries the sentiment that Calvin assumes that Hobbes is ALWAYS in danger of killing someone). And his “Is the movie dirty?” is so accusatory and pleading.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Calvin managed to talk himself out of any better prospects.

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    JudyHendrickson  over 5 years ago

    poor kid !!! he just doesn’t get it!!!

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    The problem is pretty much what you’re doing now, Calvin.

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    You’re not going anywhere with that attitude!

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    dwane.scoty1  over 5 years ago

    Look on the bright side, Calvin! Rosalyn will be there for you to torment!!

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    cubswin2016  over 5 years ago

    Calvin promising to be good is like Jesse James promising not to shoot anybody.

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    bluram  over 5 years ago

    Problem? There is no problem, at least for the next three or four hours. Dad took care of that.

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    There are times when kids are glad to get away from their parents for a while too.

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    jrankin1959  over 5 years ago

    We’d be good. Really. Uh-huh…

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    joegeethree  over 5 years ago

    It was probably an evening like this that created Calvin in the first place.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Dad wanted a puppy!

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    assrdood  over 5 years ago

    My Mom: “If you would learn to behave…..”

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    Ray*C  over 5 years ago

    My brother and I used to call them “Adult-only movies”.

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    mountainclimber  over 5 years ago

    A tie, when you don’t have to?

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    bonbon  over 5 years ago

    I love when the sitter comes.

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    kab2rb  over 5 years ago

    Mom do not let Calvin talk you into going.

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    dadlivonia  over 5 years ago

    Gosh??

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    Bookworm  over 5 years ago

    In her delightful book, Please Don’t Eat the Daisies, Jean Kerr made the observation that her children would never have to pay an analyst to discover why their parents didn’t like them. They’d tell them why. Because they were impossible, that’s why. Calvin, take note.

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    debra4life  over 5 years ago

    Besides, they’re trying to put Rosalind through college.

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    TheCoosBayBachelor   over 5 years ago

    Ever since I was in graduate school I’ve had a crush on Rosalyn. I always thought she had a great future as a corporate CEO.

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