Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 25, 2019

He is a terif-ying man. And terrifyingly stupid.

If we don’t get out and support the Democrats, then the tariffs have won.

Any Trump Disciple will tell you that taking money from American people is how you WIN trade wars — and taking money away from American people is an essential step in Making America Great Again.

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Seriously. Trump Disciples believe stuff like that.

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They still believe there is NO evidence that Trump or his campaign colluded with Russia.

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Such is the state of their analysis skills.

This is what happens when you turn a fine-tuned economy over to a chimp. No offense intended to chimps.

No money AND no avocados. Everyone goes home hungry. Yep, this smells like a Trump ‘art of the deal’ alright.

See what the Trump University School of Macroeconomics can do for you!

Like anyone would believe that he wanted to spend time with one of his kids….

Ya know, this would be a HELL of a lot funnier if it wasn’t SO DAMN DEPRESSINGLY ACCURATE!!!!

When you’re tanking in the public opinion polls – even with your own rabid rabble – it’s time to: 1) Create a trade war, 2) Start a real war (with a poor Latin American country), and 3) Have a meaningless meeting with another dictator.

Oops! I just revealed the Orange Emperor’s secret schedule for the coming month.

Hope you like eating soybeans in prison.

The problem, as shown by Trump’s business history, is that he’s not at all clear on the concept of “paying for” anything.

When does Nancy Hammer come and smash him to little tinier bits (He already has tiny bits)

Oh, PLEASE! “tard wars” ? Stone liked using that sort of language also – how’s he doing now? This cartoon is actually very astute, and well-articulated. You, however, are not.

There already are PLENTY of walls built: you know, the ones that Flynn, Manafort, Cohen, Stone, and hopefully Trump will be spending various amounts of time behind………