Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 07, 2019

[rimshot]

It’s tough being on call 24/7.

Finally, a job where he can really use his degree!

5° last week, 58° this week, back to 5° next week. The 8 will find steady employment by July.

It took me a moment. My excuse is I can’t have any coffee this morning.

It’s either a really cool job at Fahrenheit Inc. or a hot position at Celsius Limited.

If they would team up, I would hire them right now here in Nebraska!

It just hit me. People actually get degrees in meteorology. It only took 70 years to figure that out.

its not a temp, but he’s got the position he wanted

“How’s the new job?” “Well, it’s got its its highs and its lows…”

It’s funny because it’s a homonym.

I hope you’re not working in food service!

His ordinal reminds me of Duncin Dounuts and this: https://literock969.com/hepatitis-a-confirmed-in-employee-at-ocean-city-dunkin-donuts/

I’ve looked at it and I’ve read all the comments, and I still have no idea what this is about. Is it that he has eight degrees and can only get a temp job? That’s the closest I can come. Help is needed.

If the 8 would just like down on the job, he could work forever.

Let’s just hope you don’t have to work by yourself.

I wish it was 58 degrees where I live. I’m sick of all this snow.