Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 31, 2019

In your case, it’s not you, it’s him. You just abandon him, at some point he will have an informative flash.

He will just have to Wolf down his food.

Wolf Blitzed her

“BREAKING NEWS – a truck loaded with eggs has been involved in a major collision. Details to come.”

Squirrelly and squirrellier.

Even Ralph thinks it’s much ado about nuttin’.

Blitzer wolfed down the Beluga caviar.

“My dinner with Blitzer”

keep on the sunny side of life

I like that guy’s priorities!

“Meanwhile, here are 4 self-declared ‘experts’ on restaurant food-to-table delivery to repeat themselves loudly and incessantly on the subject for the next 24 hours, despite having no actual information!”

All the cable “news” channels are like that, and the broadcast ones talk about nonsense like the Lardassian sisters.

I am the only one who misses Chet & David and real news?

Just more of his fake news. He’s stalling to duck out before the check comes. She just told him she’s not Dutch, but I know she’s Scottish.

Recognized him before I read a single word. Excellent caricature.

Have you ever been known to cry, Wolf?

Dinner with Wolf Blitzer ?

I had no idea who that was or that he or she was any one important or well-known.

Smucker’s truck involved in accident. Traffic is reported to be jammed up. Film at 11.

Fox and Friends?

Gotta love those “BREAKING NEWS! – It’s not safe to drink the water…more at eleven.” If it’s important enough for you to call it “breaking” news tell us what it is NOW, otherwise just wait for us to tune in at 11:00.