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According to the Chinese calendar at our local restaurant, my wife is a snake, and I am a rat. I was kind of bummed about being a rat until she said, “Snakes eat rats, you know.”
jpkansas78 about 6 years ago
Hello pot. Meet kettle.
Baarorso about 6 years ago
Mama GARGOYLE…er…Gargle, you NEVER miss a chance to snipe at your son in law, do you?
Wilde Bill about 6 years ago
No matter what year it is, it’ll never be Brutus’ year.
Jeff0811 about 6 years ago
According to the Chinese calendar at our local restaurant, my wife is a snake, and I am a rat. I was kind of bummed about being a rat until she said, “Snakes eat rats, you know.”
flemmingo about 6 years ago
Oink oink!
DaveQuinn about 6 years ago
Keep in mind who works so you can pay for the food. NOT Gladys or Mother Gargle.
cuzinron47 about 6 years ago
Obviously mirrors are banned at her place.
whenlifewassimpler about 6 years ago
The pot calling the kettle black.
heathcliff2 about 6 years ago
Said two.
aerilim about 6 years ago
I better start learning about these chinese dates. One of these days we might wake up with the Chinese Army at our doors…
Surly Squirrel Premium Member about 6 years ago
So Ma Gargle, when was the year of the cow?
mobile about 6 years ago
Boar. Not just “pig”. Boar. Kung Hee Faʻ Shoi! Be prosperous in the new year.