Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 20, 2019

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    Hehe! At a certain age one is like the Tin Man, all your members creak and you barely can move.

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    ‘The Sixth age of man’, I believe!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The age various but pretty much when you realize you are making the same noises that your parents made when you stand up. Actually, any noise when you stand up is pretty much a sign that your there.

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    jbrobo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I figure you spend the first 30 years of your life trying to kill your self the next 30 trying to save yourself. After that it’s a bonus….. hopefully I have many bonus years.

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    dukedoug  over 5 years ago

    Wiz is lucky … I ruined my knees doing just that when I was eleven years old.

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    Tentoes  over 5 years ago

    I typically miss the ball, then my foot lands on top of the ball. I roll over the top of the ball, crashing to the ground ahead of it.

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    You would think that with his Wiz powers; he would be self-healing…

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    Nuke Road Warrior  over 5 years ago

    Had to quit the Yoga class, the creaking from my joints was distracting the rest of the class.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago

    childhood is so far ahead of me now, I barely see it in the distance

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    wirepunchr  over 5 years ago

    The mind says come on kid and the body says listen stupid.

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    Snolep  over 5 years ago

    Barefoot soccer. Must be on the skins team.

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    JudyHendrickson  over 5 years ago

    thats why I keep wd40 on hand!!!

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    flagmichael  over 5 years ago

    I was blessed with sturdy knees. My cycling partner has had knee problems for 20 years now but mine are just fine.

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    eladee AKA Wally  over 5 years ago

    I think I crossed that bridge a while ago.

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    prglass  over 5 years ago

    Why is he kicking a volleyball?

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    Old Asdirt  over 5 years ago

    If I can get my member to creak, I call that a success!

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    Travel-Monkey  over 5 years ago

    Age and gravity do terrible things to the human body.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Tell me about it…sigh…

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    BiathlonNut  over 5 years ago

    A friend of was devastated when her doctor told her she had the knees of a 45 year old ballet dancer. Now THAT is a tough field.

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    DaveQuinn  over 5 years ago

    He looks like he played for TFC last night. Totally missed an open net.

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    stephensteve397@gmail.com  over 5 years ago

    I’m getting too old for this,and too young and poor to retire.

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    linsonl  over 5 years ago

    I am there and it ain’t funny.

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    blakerl  over 5 years ago

    At age 50 I started counting backwards, so i’m getting younger everyday.

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