Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 23, 2019

He’s been trained as a disregard dog.

“I ear oo-ly af thin I yy”

{What in the devil is she talking about? Is she mad? She MUST BE! She’s stark raving mad.}

“Can you ear me now?”

Wouldn’t that be ’arf of what I say?

I don’t get it. I better have some coffee.

He’s obviously not a talking dog…

It’s ruff putting up with her constant yapping.

Thats what happens when you’re always barking orders at me!

My wife makes the accusation, “You never listen to anything I say.” I reply, “I do, but you talk so much, I can’t catch all of it.” I think I’ll be allowed off sleeping on the couch next week sometime.

Ahh…. finally got it. For the dog on the left…..One ear is covered.

Like most wives, she’s a glass half empty female dog

Sounds like my wife! I don’t hear most of what she says!

One ear up, one down……

How come human eyes have lids but ears don’t? It’s just not fair!

Of course I liste…SQUIRREL!

We just hear the half that’s interesting to us. ;-)