Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 26, 2019

Let’s hope he doesn’t leave DNA evidence in the kitchen.

Sorry, we got nothing but maple syrup.

It’s in the Bee Hive in the kitchen ;-))

I can’t bear to watch if he doesn’t get his honey, so next time please do lock the doors.

“We live in Vermont!” SO? Do you think that the bear cares?

What happened to the dog alarm?

You can come to my house, bear. I’ll give you all the honey we got. I can’t stand the stuff. My mom might not be too happy with me, though. Not sure how often she uses it. I don’t need any unless I’m sick.

“Don’t tell me you don’t have any! I heard one of you say ’Honey, did you get the lights”, so there HAS to be some here somewhere!"

“We have organic orange blossom, fair trade Madagascar cinnamon spiced, gluten free clover, a special edition-”

“You know what? Never mind. I’ll just eat the two of you.”

This reminds me of Dave Letterman’s bear incident at his Montana ranch a few years ago. (A bear broke into the kitchen in the middle of the night and ransacked it looking for food.)

“She’s right here beside me! Can’t you SEE!”

You don’t live in Vermont. You live in “Vuhmant”.

I guess Stephen Colbert was right! Bears are a threat to America!