Pickles by Brian Crane for March 04, 2019

probably since December (of 2017)

It looks like he, without knowing it, found the secret place where she hides candy.

Are you sure it’s a Santa? Maybe Earl’s got a case of Peeps Butt.

I had something clever and snarky… but dadoctah nailed it!

“In that case, the last time they got washed was back around Halloween.”

Opal put Earl’s clothes out everyday and you will know :-)

Found a candy corn stuck to my bathrobe the other day. Put the robe in the wash… and, amazingly, the candy corn was STILL delicious.

Isn’t Opal in charge of the laundry?

Probably the washing, but hope it’s up to him to put them in the hamper.

The question for Opal is: “when was the last time you looked at Earl’s butt?”

“Just because they stand up by themselves in a corner”!

Dibs!

For Opal to wash them, Earl has to put them in the laundry basket. Guys do wear jeans more than one day, but Earl is pushing that to the limit.

Yep. They’re dirty.

Uh oh! Earl May blame Nelson for the marshmallow….yikes!

Could be Nelson leaving candy on the couch yesterday.

Never mind he has been caught. She asked the wrong question. Earl, where have you been having a good time, lately?

“Then it would be before December tenth.”

Not until we throw our stuff into the bin! i just keep hanging them back up! Hey… at least I am hanging them!