Even though they have modern tools, manatees have only a rudimentary understanding of brain surgery. Their procedures usually involve a flipper held stick blender.
Wonder how fart war started? By the one who smelt it or dealt it? A loud one or stinky one? Was a king hot boxed? These are things I need to know! Gonna research!
My parents had this record they must have gotten in the 1940s. The Crepitation Contest, originally on 78 RPM records. You can still hear it on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPplyQWf-u4
Leroy over 5 years ago
That’s no doubt why manatees are so suave.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
So who won that Edo Period flatulence war?
pearlsbs over 5 years ago
Or, as they say in Boston, “A fatwa.”
Spock over 5 years ago
The fart war is more surprising than the “smooth brain”, and the magma is more dangerous than both. BTW, who won the fart war?
winding road over 5 years ago
I don’t think I want to live near Yellowstone.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Even though they have modern tools, manatees have only a rudimentary understanding of brain surgery. Their procedures usually involve a flipper held stick blender.
James Wolfenstein over 5 years ago
“Fart wars,” and farts as a whole, was a genre during the Edo period. There are thousands of pieces to show that.
J Short over 5 years ago
I imagine if you go deep enough, everyone has that much hot magma beneath their house.
khmo over 5 years ago
Note to the above…develop a Manatee brain. ;-)
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Oh, oh! This is fun. Actual photographic comparisons of manatee brains and three othe mammalian brains.
neurosciencelibrary.org/manatee/01external/images/brain1.gif
This is why bing.com image search is my favorite method for searching visuals of every kind.
ericarol6 over 5 years ago
crass
e.groves over 5 years ago
A friend and I had a farting contest in a small country church one night. His dad was preaching and was not amused. We caught hell after the service.
derdave969 over 5 years ago
If we have molten hot magma beneath Yellowstone where do we look for solid cold magma? North pole?
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Ah the Japanese.
Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 5 years ago
If only the fart wars were the most inappropriate thing to come out of Japanese art.
PatsyL.Paul over 5 years ago
I don’t think I’d want to have lived in Japan’s Edo period.
wildman-al over 5 years ago
“I am your father " …“FART!” ….“NOOOOOO” fart wars
Leojim over 5 years ago
Edo period? Did they mean ENDO period!?!!! ROFL
hsawlrae over 5 years ago
“The Fart War” . . .I’m glad I didn’t get wind of it.
Petemejia77 over 5 years ago
Wonder how fart war started? By the one who smelt it or dealt it? A loud one or stinky one? Was a king hot boxed? These are things I need to know! Gonna research!
chromosome Premium Member over 5 years ago
My parents had this record they must have gotten in the 1940s. The Crepitation Contest, originally on 78 RPM records. You can still hear it on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPplyQWf-u4
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
Two bottles of sake and two pounds of sushi made Mizaki mayor of Tokyo…