Bliss by Harry Bliss for March 06, 2019

Is Curly in charge of the French fries?

I’d shop there!

Shemp’s definitely at the meat counter. It just sounds right.

For those who may not remember The Three Stooges…https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Stooges

Spread out!

I hear they have organic ona-kana-pana.

he musta been a wise guy!

Nuk Nuk Nuk.

The difference between cilantro and Italian parsley?

They neglect to rinse the soap out when they clean the cilantro.

Real men don’t eat parsley.

The Stooges would get in trouble today, they would be sued by the Lamebrain anti-defamation league AND the Chucklehead Assoc.

Who is that other dastardly fellow?

“Canapés?”

“Thanks. I— Wait, this is corn on a cracker…”

“Yeah, we don’t sell cans of peas, so I had to substitute.”

“Oh, a wise guy, eh?”

“YA CHOWDERHEAD!”