Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 15, 2019

You will loose common cents with every drink.

In most places bottle water is more expensive than gas to run your car. Go figure

And wouldn’t it be even smarter if the tap water in quite a few communities wasn’t toxic? And if only there weren’t so many empty plastic bottles just tossed on the ground or in the water and not being recycled. Or that many bottles that needed to be recycled in the first place.

Smart? Not so.

Maybe Loon soon be eating more fish.

the guy who sold it was smart

But it’s been deionized and some healthful trace ingredients added.

Better than the “raw” water trend.

hmmmm!!!! smart phones and now smart water!!!! what will they think of next!!!

I can’t believe an entire generation believes in all these “smart” gadgets. That’s probably because they aren’t very smart.

My SmartTV has outsmarted me !

Smart commodes have already been done!

Smartest comic!

If you’re a bird, does drinking Red Bull give you wings?

Variation of an old joke. One little kid offers to sell ‘smart pills’ to another kid for a nickel. The kid buys them and then says "Wait a minute, these are rabbit pellets’. First kid replies “See, you’re getting smarter already”.

“Whenever I want to pay a buck for a bottle of water, I always buy Perrier.” The late Robin Williams.

Water was smart enough for you to pay $4 for it!

send a truckload to DC