Herman by Jim Unger for March 08, 2019

Could you make them look like cat ears?

That’s not a mole on his chin…it’s his navel.

Easy, you can use a wig, that and the facelift will rejuvenate you.

The better to hear you with, my dear.

Beware of wabbit season!

If you’re like me, give it a month and the ear hair will give you a great comb over.

He must’ve switched his glasses for a pince-nez.

“Well, if it isn’t my old friend, Mr. McGreg! With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!”

Not for a ‘synonym for donkey’ they’re not.

I’d say his ears are a touch too touching! ;o)

Now he needs a lobeotomy.

if I had a facelift done – my left ear would be my right ear and vice versa – and I still would have a dimple in my chin :)

Classic scene from Men In Black. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYIBDRyDQuo

So that’s what they mean when say you need to get ears lowered.

OK just as long as his arm can reach his wallet!

Other than that, it sure made him handsome.

…and the ear problem is compounded by the fact that there’s still so much face to lift.

Listen to her once in a while.

This just makes up for “In the Bleachers” where the ears are always way too low! :-)