FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 31, 2019

The cool kids’ table? More like the fool kids’ table.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZj7gUIO-2k

I said that all through high school: “Who invited YOU to the cool kid’s table?”

Got beat up every time. Ah, memories…

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I dislike putting politics in here, but this scene makes me think of Beto O’Rourke’s latest stunt.

It looks more like the psycho kids table to me.

Back in the old days, this probably would have gotten you detention.

Eileen fits YOUR definition of “cool kid” most of the time, Jason. Whether it’s anyone else’s definition is a different question.

in order to get my son to eat, I used to pretend that the spoon was an airplane and his mouth was the landing strip. He loved playing and ate well with this game….

Who would want Cooties on their pizza, anyway?

Thus Spake Pizza the Hutt?

No mashed potatoes so a napkin over the milk?

He even places the Za’s in the right places on the scale! John Williams gets $0.03!

That’s cafeteria pizza. How good will it be?

Turned the place into a disc-o.

After the flying pizza munch will be another staple at the “cool kids” table..

A Rubiks cube timed competition.

Followed by a Rubiks cube shortest solve number competition.

Ahhh..memories.

Shouldn’t that be “luncheon counters”?

Shouldn’t there be a mountain of mashed potatoes somewhere nearby?

Eileen is the coolest kid in the middle school, Jason. Say, you don’t suppose Ivar Jacobson is her great uncle?

Love it!! :^D

When was the last time we got a strip with Eileen Jacobson in it?

Doesn’t the alien mothership invert just before landing ? I predict a big mess on the floor.

Coolness is in the eyes of the one that thinks he is cool, not the beholder!

Having a lot of friends on facebook is kinda like being able to sit at the cool peoples table in the mental hospital.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVCsTvkYByI

May you please start doing comics everyday? If not, please reply why!

I thought Eileen could match Jason nerdism for nerdism?

Open the pizza oven doors HAL

Who else thought that it was the theme from 2001: a space oddessy

I dont get it