My dad was a school janitor, who’s coworker often couldn’t work because he was drunk. My dad anticipated he would be off work on a particular day because that was the day after his 21st birthday. Wait, he wasn’t 21 yet and he was already missing work from drinking? What was the party about if he could already get booze?
I have here a 1.75 liter bottle of my favorite brand of gin, not quite the most expensive, but definitely quality stuff. Plus, I’ve scored a carton of cigarettes for you, too (even more expensive than the gin!). Enjoy.
You won’t remember any of this in the morning, but I want to get through the night unmaimed….
boneroller42 almost 6 years ago
Cigs?? Not catnip?
enigmamz almost 6 years ago
But no more of the gas station gin – get her something quality for the B-day!
WaitingMan almost 6 years ago
“That cat’s something I can’t explain.”
“Lucifer Sam”, Pink Floyd
chris_weaver almost 6 years ago
Whatever Cybil needs for her trip to Margaritaville!
Ermine Notyours almost 6 years ago
My dad was a school janitor, who’s coworker often couldn’t work because he was drunk. My dad anticipated he would be off work on a particular day because that was the day after his 21st birthday. Wait, he wasn’t 21 yet and he was already missing work from drinking? What was the party about if he could already get booze?
David Rickard Premium Member almost 6 years ago
So I’d like to know where you got the notion
Said I’d like to know where you got the notion
To rock the boat
Don’t rock the boat, baby
Rock the boat
Don’t tip the boat over
Rock the boat
Don’t rock the boat, baby
Rock the boat
clayface9 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
But Lio can’t buy booze and cigs…
Godfreydaniel almost 6 years ago
I just hope Cybil’s liver and lungs have nine lives…….
Impkins Premium Member almost 6 years ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CYBIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
willie_mctell almost 6 years ago
By human standards cats are complete degenerates. Think of their attitude toward the 7 deadly sins.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Happy birthday, Cybil!
I have here a 1.75 liter bottle of my favorite brand of gin, not quite the most expensive, but definitely quality stuff. Plus, I’ve scored a carton of cigarettes for you, too (even more expensive than the gin!). Enjoy.
You won’t remember any of this in the morning, but I want to get through the night unmaimed….
Aka Icy over 4 years ago
the cat’s drunk