Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for March 04, 2019

This is going to be one hellacious flight.

It’s Key Kat Lady’s Sororital Twin!!

Oh, I have sooo been on flights like this.

On one flight, the gods of airlines did smile on me. The flight attendants took pity on me and moved me up to business class before we even left the ground. I think that they felt it was easier than watching me strangle my “seatmates” with my bare hands.

“Hold the baby,while I try and jam this suitcase in the overhead bin”, and yes those are sweat stains under her arm pits.

Noise cancelling headphones are a godsend.

Notice the bags being spilled all over the tarmac.

This applies to, not only the seat next to you but the rows directly behind and in front! I don’t fly much anymore but one of the last times I flew; I had a daddy with 3 kids sitting right behind me. Daddy didn’t want any thing to do with his 3 brats and for 4 hours they kicked the back of the seat while he totally ignored them. All he did was stare out the window.

proof that there is no god. or god hates you, which is probably the worse option.

Just . . .Leave . . . the . . . . BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Once again Mike, LOVE the figures in the background mishandling the luggage! Beautiful! Just like all the texters in the gym! I like that background funny as much as the main panels. Keep up the good work!