Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 27, 2019

At least you won’t be hungry.

(Teresa’s really been into the ring-binder hole reinforcers lately, hasn’t she?)

Dead ant beater is a good choice vs. a whip to mix the tough taste out of the corpse.

But I’m still having that second helping…

Those giant ants from the future are best when coated with chocolate. Be sure to take something for the ant-acid. (Formic acid that is).

There is no Frog Applause today as a second helping of scrambled dead ants was not going to help. Yet, on the other hand, yes the other hand, one handed Frog Applause could be heard. So I am told by a gal named Teresa, who single handedly saved Earth.

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Save room for the meal worm casserole.

Yup, we’re screwed. Might as well go back to teasing bombardier beetles.

The future doesn’t exist, silly boy.

#truth

Oh! All the kamikaze larvae will be so disappointed!

It’s us or Them!

I prefer my ants over easy or sunny side up … poached on roasted crickets ain’t bad either ….

Alas…

Dead ants must be constipating, as evidenced from the look on that guy’s face. #flarednostril

Poor Teresa. She can’t even afford paper anymore. This cardboard she stole from the bedding supply of a homeless person.

how bout scrambles eggs from the future do they taste like runny green eggs and ham

I have yet to try entomophagy.

I have never eaten a chocolate ant on purpose.

Which future? The one I’m in, or the one I’m not in?

What can the problem be, my friend, that not even a second helping of scrambled dead ants (with Worcestershire sauce, naturally) can help? Perhaps a computer glitch? An inadequate supply of psychotropics? Acute formicidophagia? (Try some yam khai mot daeng, if scrambled ants are not on the menu, or green ants mashed up in water.)

I’m still trying to finish my first helping.

I’m really liking the art of this one Teresa.