Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 22, 2019

Tournaments are not practice, scrimmage is practice.

P1, Whatta you mean “we” white lady?

P2, We were planning on going out to search for your missing kids, Coach.

P3, If it was practice, I’d be here, stupid. It’s a tournament!

In all reality , so Mimi will deal all Spring with the issue of private club team schedules conflicting with the high school team schedules.

Fist Pump family members wield too much influence on the Lady Amazon softball team. P1- At least six FPF members?

Volleyball?! The only sports I am aware of are football, basketball, base/softball and sometimes golf.

So, if they weren’t having a scrimmage, then there wouldn’t be any practice? Mimi sure is a cool coach

Most club volleyball and basketball players are strongly discouraged from playing a second sport. Especially if it is during the same time.

Good news, ladies … I’m about to disrupt any plans your families may have made with very little notice. I’m a coach, and I have more authority than your parents.

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If you panned out a little on P1, you’d see Astro and Scooby Doo sitting together thinking “Ruh-Roh.”

For me it was Sunday field hockey travel teams.Had my all star third baseman call me one Sunday night and say, “coach, I broke my nose.”Amazingly we got her a borrowed temp mask for a Tue game and a permanent one by end of the week.

Coach, I gotta go support my sister on the crew team at USC this weekend.

P4: “Hey whoopie! …how TF do you talk without opening your mouth or moving your lips?”

Alt Script: 1- GUARD: Listen up ladies. I’m the boss here. The better you understand it the better your time here will go. 2- PRISONER KIMMY: Can I be your snitch boss? See my Girl Scout scarf? I’m trustworthy. 3- PRISONER BUFFY: Dag Kimmy! You only got that scarf when you rolled a Girl Scout for her cookies. KIMMY: Shut-up Buffy! The price of those cookies are a bigger crime than any heist I ever pulled!

That is one scary face in P3. Is that the Joker’s daughter?