Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 14, 2019

Now let’s go drink some toilet water.

I beg to differ.

One day he will be an upstanding individual.

Now, about your hydrant technique…

Now where can I get one of those diapers?

Now poop on the carpet!

Especially considering that your hind legs are way too long.

Although your house training needs some work…

Four legs instead of two. You’re the next step in human evolution!

Babies in households with dogs learn to walk more quickly than babies in households without dogs.

And after over thirty years of research, no one knows why.

It’s all in your perspective.

And if you’d learn to scratch at the door to go pee in the yard, they’d be fine with the crawling for a long time.