Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 12, 2019

Love Phoebe’s expression in the final panel.

With friend’s like her, who needs a laugh track?

Red Buttons… never got a dinner.

Uh oh! Does that mean Phoebe gets to call Marigold a “horse”?

ask Dakota to help.

Phoebe’s newly-confessed thoughts are scary!

Oh no, what monster have you unleashed here, Mari?!

LOVE the expressions here.

Wouldn’t work the other way. It would be like a husband roasting his wife!

Brace yourself, Marigold.

Future campfire stories..,

“…and then, the unicorn went into the woods, neighing NEIGH! NEIGH! NEIGH! without any sparkle and ignoring any reflecting surfaces…”

It’s hard picturing Phoebe being mean, especially to this degree. What HAS she been suppressing?

I thought/hoped comedy roasts would die as the generation of don rickles and dean martin died…

I was gonna recommend that Phoebe get Dakota to come by and help with Marigold’s homework. But considering how Phoebe will need to clear her calendar for an entire week, Dakota might not be needed.

Ho ho, this should be good…

(reacts to cartoon)

This is not good…truly “SCARY”.

(note: I had not lost my love for this series of cartoons)

That kind of “good humor” can go sour very quickly.

Phoebe looks soooooo happy!

Ah-h, Good Days. I once told my mother-in-Law that I was making her the honored guest at a comedy roast – and spent the next half hour telling her off…

CalendAr

It’s 12 o’clock! Can you smell that roast? :)