Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 18, 2019

who would really want their mail sent and received underwater?

I would have thought Capone’s card would have said “Shoe Maker” (cement shoes – or as Scottie would say “concrete galoshes”).

So when are coffins considered furniture?

Al Capone – Furniture Dealer

I’ve got an offer you can’t refuse!

My business card says I deal in picanic baskets.

“BUISINESS”?

“The finest wooden coffins money can buy”_ Alphonse

Uncle Al …..what a card …

Were coffins considered furniture?

There’s more than one underwater mailbox?

Read that the whole thing is a tourism gimmick.

Lotta concrete foot stools.

Capone dealt in a lot of shoe stands.

Is that the same “Trey Parker” who cocreated South Park?

So you’re saying that there’s MORE THAN ONE underwater mailbox in the world.

What? Not olive oil? lol

I hate auto-tune, it’s such an annoying sound that grates on my nerves worse than fingernails on a chalkboard.

And Capone’s company had an unbelieveable Valentine’s Day special!

Why anyone so talented would even use auto correct is beyond me. Maybe perfect pitch is not one of his blessed abilities.

“who would really want their mail sent and received underwater?” Her name is Madison. She hung out with Tom Hanks and I believe she was a mermaid.

Trey Parker (whoever he might be) does have the option of not using auto-tune, right? I mean, Congress or ASCAP or someone didn’t just mandate it, did they?