Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 18, 2019

Well no wonder she looks so bloated

An old friend told me the honeymoon’s over when someone farts.

I think it’s a sign of the end of civilization when the comics are filled with fart jokes.

I didn’t think women did that … I thought they just “glowed.”

“Eww, the smell of wet leather”

Tis better to bear the shame than the pain.

If he really loves you, he’ll take you…oh, wait – that was “Warts and all”…

This too shall pass.

I like to fart.

Hitch up the wagon and blame it on the horses and dog.

“Would you marry…”

[BRAAAP!!]

In the first place, I do not “fart”, I am flatulent. In the second place, I am not flatulent.

Trying to come up with more fart funnies, but my ten year old grandson isn’t answering my email.

Forget that, just go ahead and levitate on an air biscuit!

“That wasn’t a fart, my ar$e was just applauding a great meal….”

Romance and laughter go hand in hand. Go ahead and fart. :-D

So, was that a yes?

Don’t hold your bottom breath, young lady.

You would be welcome around the campfire in Blazing Saddles!

Go ahead. Gas him.

Family Guy.Meg and Stewie in the bath.Bubbles at rear……all laugh.Meg bubbles up front…..Stewie panics.

Women do not fart or belch; so they must bitch continuously or they will explode…

“She’s got man hands”

“Dating is Hell.”

HOLD IT IN! HOLD IT IN! POWWEE