Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 19, 2019

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    frankgeo  over 5 years ago

    You should chain them down like the banks do

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    Check the security video.

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    TexTech  over 5 years ago

    Sooo, what exactly is everyone signing that gives them a chance to steal the pen?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Look in your pockets.

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    You can take a quill from an angel wing.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Might be time to go paperless and store everything on the cloud.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    They took the pens on the way to the other place.

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    Bryan Farht  over 5 years ago

    He used to be able to see everything.

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    cubswin2016  over 5 years ago

    Next to socks, pens are the most frequently misplaced item.

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    I was shipping some bulk mail, and had to sign a form. The clerk gave me a pen that was about as big as a nightstick. I said,“That’s the biggest pen I have ever seen.” He said, “No one walks off with that one.”

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    wolferine  over 5 years ago

    The premise is wrong, entry to heaven is only through forgiveness provided by the sacrificial death, burial and resurrection. Those who trust in Jesus will be given a resurrected body and will no longer desire to snatch up all of the gold pens.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That’s an awfully small desk. They probably roll off.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    No one took his pens. They keep rolling off the podium into the clouds…..

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    joefearsnothing  over 5 years ago

    What are pen thieves doing at the Pearly Gates? ;o]

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    Ncorrigible Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Me

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    saje49  over 5 years ago

    If pens go missing, it’s obviously not heaven.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  over 5 years ago

    The Devil made me do it!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sorry, Pete. The Lord gives, and the Lord takes away.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 5 years ago

    Make Commandment #11: Thou shall return the pen after using it!

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    It’s the heavenly crows.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 5 years ago

    Put a chain on the next pen.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 5 years ago

    MY PEN!

    https://youtu.be/yQ1pO-tZbYA

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    Iwa Iniki  over 5 years ago

    Would you like a Fisher Space Pen? They are the best!!!

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    COL Crash  over 5 years ago

    I do! I’m using them intead of swords.

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    Zykoic  over 5 years ago

    Nooooooo! HOA in Heaven!?

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