I was shipping some bulk mail, and had to sign a form. The clerk gave me a pen that was about as big as a nightstick. I said,“That’s the biggest pen I have ever seen.” He said, “No one walks off with that one.”
The premise is wrong, entry to heaven is only through forgiveness provided by the sacrificial death, burial and resurrection. Those who trust in Jesus will be given a resurrected body and will no longer desire to snatch up all of the gold pens.
frankgeo over 5 years ago
You should chain them down like the banks do
Superfrog over 5 years ago
Check the security video.
TexTech over 5 years ago
Sooo, what exactly is everyone signing that gives them a chance to steal the pen?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
Look in your pockets.
juncarlo over 5 years ago
You can take a quill from an angel wing.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Might be time to go paperless and store everything on the cloud.
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
They took the pens on the way to the other place.
Bryan Farht over 5 years ago
He used to be able to see everything.
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
Next to socks, pens are the most frequently misplaced item.
J Short over 5 years ago
I was shipping some bulk mail, and had to sign a form. The clerk gave me a pen that was about as big as a nightstick. I said,“That’s the biggest pen I have ever seen.” He said, “No one walks off with that one.”
wolferine over 5 years ago
The premise is wrong, entry to heaven is only through forgiveness provided by the sacrificial death, burial and resurrection. Those who trust in Jesus will be given a resurrected body and will no longer desire to snatch up all of the gold pens.
chromosome Premium Member over 5 years ago
That’s an awfully small desk. They probably roll off.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
No one took his pens. They keep rolling off the podium into the clouds…..
joefearsnothing over 5 years ago
What are pen thieves doing at the Pearly Gates? ;o]
Ncorrigible Premium Member over 5 years ago
Me
saje49 over 5 years ago
If pens go missing, it’s obviously not heaven.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 5 years ago
The Devil made me do it!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago
Sorry, Pete. The Lord gives, and the Lord takes away.
Charlie Tuba over 5 years ago
Make Commandment #11: Thou shall return the pen after using it!
Concretionist over 5 years ago
It’s the heavenly crows.
Charlie Tuba over 5 years ago
Put a chain on the next pen.
Charlie Tuba over 5 years ago
MY PEN!
https://youtu.be/yQ1pO-tZbYA
Iwa Iniki over 5 years ago
Would you like a Fisher Space Pen? They are the best!!!
COL Crash over 5 years ago
I do! I’m using them intead of swords.
Zykoic over 5 years ago
Nooooooo! HOA in Heaven!?