Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 10, 2019

Horace, you should have just turned it off. Now you’re going to have to iron yourself before the meeting.

What fun! Fly yourself to your destination. (of course, any paper airplanes I have made, never go where I want them to.)

I think Horace once played a Paper Mario game and found it too worldly.

I thought sheep were kept in a fold, not horses.

I can’t believe I’ve been wasting all that money…I’ve always turned airplane mode on after I was already on the plane!

wait… weren’t we on the same flight a few months ago?

I told you to pay the extra $25 so you could pick your seat. (Okay everyone, hit me with the pick your seat references)

Wheres the seat belt….on this flimsy one ply plane????

I know we’ve seen this before…

Hummm…so I guess there is a Post-It airline…!

Unless you want fold space itself, in which case we’re Duned.

Put a stamp on it and fly first class.