Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 12, 2019

I booked into a maggot therapy workshop but it turned out to be a fly by night operation.

Kraft or Hidden Valley don’t make these?

How about Newman’s own?

Fascinating! Gross but… wow. Maggots have been used for thousands of years. (Many videos require you to sign-in for age 13+, these don’t:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3Jgl6Vxnqk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mDXfQ6zKD0

Don’t forget about our friend the leech:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWn3A4MU9jk

One woman said that the maggots felt good on her body, that they had a slightly ticklish but pleasant sensation.

Thanks, this was actually very interesting stuff. Hope I don’t ever need it, though.

May 10,000 maggots infest your nostrils…mmmm supper time dude…..

Hums a happy tune as he strolls to work.

Enters front door of Frog Applause™ Owned Bath Mat Factory.

Stops dead in his tracks.

Remains motionless.

Carefully tiptoes backwards out the door.

Runs like hell.

Today’s young presenter has quite the enigmatic smile, doesn’t she? It gives a depth of meaning to her words. La Gioconda lives!

Thus the first true transgender.

The mycelial lamination of ante digestive consumables pervades the eloquence of the bifurcated lingua

There may be bugs on some of you mugs

But there ain’t no bugs on me.

Maggots only consume dead flesh, so Medical Maggots placed in a necrotizing will clean out only the dead tissues, leaving the healthy behind.

Maggots on your scrotum tickles.

Such workshops could produce collateral treatments such as fungating aroma therapy to help with the atmospheric recognition of something evil lurking about ….

Wasn’t Something Evil Lurking About the first album from Festering Maggots?

One of those experimental dressings from Kraft?

Here today, compost tomorrow?

Can I get your digits?

Nature’s own living antibiotic.

due to a recent decline of beetle larvae, moles had suddenly emerged from underground upon learning that the maggot population is quite plentiful

The movie, The Fly, anyone up for arm wrestling?

I would like to watch an Experienced Maggot Therapist, indeed, but I couldn’t find one listed in my ever-dwindling phone book, nor even coasting along the interwebz. BTW, I assume it the therapist that is “experienced,” though it would not be untoward if the maggots were also….

Maybe I should just learn to necrotize slowly….

Is that from The Erotic Diaries of Jane Austen?