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The girl I took to my high-school prom still sends me Christmas cards [redacted] decades later. I must have done something right. Or she has OCD. . . . No, I did something right.
GROG Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I wish her luck in getting any form of payment.
sirbadger almost 6 years ago
If her psychiatrist hasn’t cured her yet, there is something wrong with her psychiatrist.
the lost wizard almost 6 years ago
Cue Floyd Cramer and Last Date.
wydk almost 6 years ago
you don’t have to pay that, I knew her and she was FU long before you came along.
juncarlo almost 6 years ago
Eno, you left a very strong impression on her. I bet she thought about committing suicide because of you.
pschearer Premium Member almost 6 years ago
The girl I took to my high-school prom still sends me Christmas cards [redacted] decades later. I must have done something right. Or she has OCD. . . . No, I did something right.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“Hello”
“Hello, Dave?”
“Yeah, this is Dave. Who is this?”
“This is Jane.”
“Jane? Jane who?”
“Jane”
“Jane Jane?”
“Jane. You met me at a party about 6 to 8 weeks ago and you said I was a real good sport.”
“Oh, yeah. How are you, Jane?”
“Pregnant! And I’m gonna jump out the window!”
“Say, you are a good sport, aren’t ya, Jane?”
rhpii almost 6 years ago
Think Statute of Limitations.
Popcorn almost 6 years ago
Send it back,postage due!
micromos almost 6 years ago
If only the USPS still did that.
mourdac Premium Member almost 6 years ago
So the restraining order finally expired?
WCraft almost 6 years ago
I’d sure like to read her Therapist’s notes!
cuzinron47 almost 6 years ago
Must have made an impression if it’s been this long and she still can’t get over Eno. I would say she was already a candidate for therapy.
clayface9 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Good luck getting any money out of that broke bum.