Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 29, 2019

It’s a twin size Blanket O’Goodness.

two is a crowd in this case

What will Linus think of Pig’s warm Blanket o’ Goodness?

But Goat is understandably anxious to get away from the Tweetiverse. I hope he did not bring his phone under the Blanket O’Goodness.

Hm, Blanket O’Goodness, nice name for an Irish Grandmother.

Those horns outside the Warm Blanket O’Goodness could be two powerful antennas to pick up tweets and other stuff .

Yumm, pig in a blanket and goat meat kabobs

Ha, the concept of tweets being your main news source. I do wonder if life is better for largely ignoring the mainstream news…

#52 on the list of reasons why you shouldn’t get out of bed.

You can’t sleep your way out of this one.

Is there room for one more?

The pattern of that blanket is “block’n’mute”

Make one for yourself, it’s easy.

Ignorance is bliss but not practical.

You’d send this one to Theresa May

Once again, Pig leads by example!

The German Aerospace Center will be paying people about $19,000 to stay in bed for 2 months straight.

Hmmm …

I can use one of those! Is it available on Amazon?

That many news organizations have been beclowning themselves with a loony conspiracy theory for years? Yes.

Reminds me of the old dome of silence on "Get Smart " …Croc Power !

Ronco’s Warm Blanket o’ Goodness, available wherever fine tin foil hats are sold!

Penetrate?! Two species of the same gender? … together in a bed? … under the blanket? This is disgraceful! Where’s that Comic Censor when we need him!

Unfortunately, I had to get out from under my warm blanket o’goodness to get ready for work.

I’m going back in right after I finish the comics.

I keep thinking if, God Forbid, Trump is reelected, I will hide in my bed for at least a week. I will be devastated if that happens.

The U.S. Needs the universal size!

It’s only gonna work if I can bring my bottle of Concord!

Must be one of those newly popular weighted blankets.

I use one of those nightly, instead of watching the news. 100% cotton lets you breather better.

I’d suggest changing the channel to Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network, but the cartoons they currently show on there now are pure utter GARBAGE

With a tip of the Pastis Hat to Linus and Charlie Schultz .

Let rat under the blanket and it will not be so good anymore.

The blanket can’t protect you against the Thanos snap.

Where can I get mine?

My daughter sleeps with her g.d. phone.

Would that it were that easy.

GENIUS!

That won’t work unless Goat can get his antennae under the blanket. (What, you thought those were just useless horns?)

That is so inappropriate

Dear sweet Pig…

Pig is right to evict Goat! Goat needs to get his own, or else face the [music] news!

The Warm Blanket O’ Goodness is a very personal thing….

We just returned from a week in the beautiful flower filled mountains and washes of the southern desert, completely off grid. Only thing I want to catch up with are my favorite comic strips.

This is why I have a down comforter, a twin bed and don’t follow the news.

Cheating on pigita?!