Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 16, 2019

Okay enough said, lunch is on me….2 for the price of 1 sliders at the new roast beef joint…it’s going to be a long afternoon…

In case of feelings of inadequacy, break wind.

Cock-a-doodle stand-off. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the most affirmed of all.

I require daily affirmation and a side order of coleslaw with my dark-meat six pack. Hold the wallpaper paste gravy.

There are days when the FA™ comment section is like the Bushwood Country Club swimming pool on Caddy Day.

This is one of those days.

Chickens got lips.

Your Rorschach chickens have come home to roost,

but they’re just testing you.

… I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me…

… why did the chicken cross the road?…

… it didn’t…

… the coward does not cross the road…

… only the brave cross the road…

… ( I say, I say,boy, are you a chicken hawk? )…

…but I do need your affirmation…

… you like me. You like me. You really, really like me…

Yup, yup, we can confirm it: hen’s teeth are still pretty rare.

Okay. So go ahead, affirm it. I’m waiting.. (checks watch.. taps foot).. still waiting..

Teresa’s Rorschach test beginnings come back to affirm her.

Chick-fil-A-ffirmation …!

Smooch

By accident, I made my last post all bold by using asterisks at the beginning and end of these sentences. I love new powers! What else is possible here?

Does this mean that Sister actually values us Commenters? Or does it mean that symmetrical chicks are mutually affirmative, whatever that means?

Let us ponder….