Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 29, 2019

Take a hint…she’s knot the girl for you.

“If only I could see some pattern in her behavior ….”

I wood not blame her.

She had a treesome!

That’s what happens when you go out on a limb.

She obviously likes to branch out.

This reminds me of the story of the guy who accidently drank a glass full of varnish.

He died, but he went out with a beautiful finish.

Looks like took a shellacking.

Due to your wooden behavior.

Maybe you should have lied to her. A lot.

She played you like a puppet on a string…

He should have taken Lieagra.

I get why he drinks lacquer, it coats him inside and out.

Sure explains the “Got wood?” poster in her bedroom.

I hear she also cheated on him with Martin Balsam and Rowan Atkinson. But he may have started it all when he had a romantic liaison with Natalie Wood

Ralph is smart, he just listened and didn’t axe any questions.

Nice choice of drinks!

Sounds pussy willow-whipped, if you ask me.

Boy is he teaked.

I wish you’d all just leaf this alone.

Not only that, when she was younger, she fooled around with Woody Allen.

No one has mentioned Twiggy???

That was awfully knotty of her.

Lacquer – today’s toon is laced with some “strange brew.”