Swan Eaters by Georgia Dunn for April 10, 2019

Silly girl! If Offal brought you flowers there would be so many strings attached you’d never get them into a vase!

Oh, poor Wiggles

The course of true love never did run a smooth course.

Offal is a tool. He wouldn’t leave you flowers. Although he might ask why you didn’t leave him any.

I suspect Offal will be more than happy to take credit, though…

Methinks Wiggy should have a ‘talk’ with Offal. I’d say a ‘come-to-Jesus’ talk, but that wouldn’t be compatible with Wiggy’s origins.

Whoops! That’s why you always sign the card.

Next time deliver them yourself Wigglesworth.

There are none so blind as they who will not see.

…unfortunately, I saw that coming; I was hoping otherwise…

Nah, Offal would have left stinkweed & poison ivy…or maybe a corpse flower.

Some people can’t add 1 + 1 and get 2

Always blamed never given credit.

Don’t give an anonymous gift unless you are truly ok with never being thanked for it.