Monty by Jim Meddick for April 12, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  over 5 years ago

    It was from haggendaas.com

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    Frankie5466  over 5 years ago

    Wow where’s this place that delivers burning hot pizza instead of slightly warm (at best!) ?!?

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    Kaputnik  over 5 years ago

    That’s the nice thing about Internet advice. If you want to do something, you can find a site to tell you that you should do it.

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    M2MM  over 5 years ago

    Such a classy guy, our Moondog! LOL

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 5 years ago

    Molten mozzarella generally burns the roof of your mouth, not your tongue.

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    Army_Nurse  over 5 years ago

    Or as my nurse peers like to say, “Doctor Google.”

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    jel354  over 5 years ago

    That pint looks awfully big.

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    jonesbeltone  over 5 years ago

    A couple of cold beers work for me.

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    nitromicro  over 5 years ago

    Nice details in the 3rd panel. Godzilla figurine, crooked blinds, race car pic with pushpin. Truly bachelor digs.

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    Have another bite. Just to be sure it’s hot.

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    scottartist creator over 5 years ago

    Small world. I scalded my tongue a few days ago, and it’s still a bit raw. I’ve had ice cream since, but not a pint of Häagen Dazs. But then, I don;t recall that it was pizza that caused the problem.

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    redstart  over 5 years ago

    Hey! I have a monitor lizard too!

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    dragonbite  over 5 years ago

    I’ll have to try that next time.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Nom, nom, nom, nom . . . . . burp. :)

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    Andrew Moore  over 5 years ago

    If you know anything about medicine, you know they’re wrong.

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    tgerci  over 5 years ago

    My BIL, a retired Dr, said the best cure for the common cold is to go to bed with a hat and a bottle of booze. Put the hat at the foot of the bed and drink ‘til you see 2 hats!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Cherry Garcia!

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Getting a bit of a belly there, Moondog. I’d have recommended quaffing a beer before returning to the pizza!

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    The Mayo Clinic would tell you to eat a jar of mayo.

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    steverinoCT  over 5 years ago

    Did you hear about the hipster who burned the roof of his mouth? He ate pizza before it was cool.

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