Policeman: “Sir… what are you doing?” Jack the Ripper’s brother: “He’s drowning. I’m trying to resuscitate him.” Policeman: “OK. Carry on.” :D Later on, he wrote a report that ended up buried somewhere, a historian found it… then, the WWW showed up!
Amazing but the water computers solved analog partial differential equations for a variety of industries up into the 1980’s when digital computer became powerful enough to replace them.
Earthling Premium Member over 5 years ago
What great idiot thought that would help a person breathe? Proof that dumb has been around since the beginning.
oldpine52 over 5 years ago
So that is where the phrase ‘blowing smoke up your/their a$$’ comes from.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
A hydro-powered computer sounds unbelievable to me.
pearlsbs over 5 years ago
In 1936 Soviet scientist Lukyanov built an analog water computer
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/338106
Bilan over 5 years ago
Oh, goody! More than an hour has passed, but I still get to be the first one to point out that planes don’t go very fast in the open ocean.
mudleg over 5 years ago
Was that computer installed on a boat?
James Wolfenstein over 5 years ago
Policeman: “Sir… what are you doing?” Jack the Ripper’s brother: “He’s drowning. I’m trying to resuscitate him.” Policeman: “OK. Carry on.” :D Later on, he wrote a report that ended up buried somewhere, a historian found it… then, the WWW showed up!
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
The birth of some or other movement.
comixbomix over 5 years ago
Didn’t the Chinese use computers that ran on fingers?
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Could’ve done without the graphic representation of the smoke enema…
TelcomSam Premium Member over 5 years ago
Don’t inhale!!!!!
wizengy over 5 years ago
Amazing but the water computers solved analog partial differential equations for a variety of industries up into the 1980’s when digital computer became powerful enough to replace them.
Gent over 5 years ago
Did the computer run on the land too? And did his shoes byte?
Gent over 5 years ago
Smoking is injurious to health, folks. Whether inhaled from your mouth or through your posterior.
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
For god’s sake just don’t inhale…
namelocdet over 5 years ago
Smoke enemas… I wonder what “plant” that smoke came from.
Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 5 years ago
The smoke enema also originated a certain phrase used to describe one person’s attempt to lie to another.