That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 03, 2019

A moment later the dog added a hint of color to Emeline’s dress.

Penelope was keeping an eye on the painter for her cue to give Edith a good shove into the dirt.

“Penelope, don’t move, my contact lens must have fallen through here.”

“Get over yourself Mildred! It’s not the end of the world. Picking Duke to go all the way was always a big risk.”

Oh boy. Here comes Joe Biden to give us a shoulder rub.

“Should I tell her how big that black skirt makes her butt look? Naaah…let her find out on her own.”

“But Edith, there’s a public toilet over there.”

https://media1.tenor.com/images/0708d450c08af09408cd49b658f7b4ff/tenor.gif?itemid=5383350

“Oh Fran? I think it’s the dog who’s supposed to sniff for the truffles. “

Not sure if this is the ideal way to test for allergies.

I seem to have developed a crick in my neck. Are there any white flowers around?

“Thanks for picking up the dog dirt. I would but, you know, it’s gross. Oh, I see some more over here.”

“See? No toilet needed.”

To Penelope’s embarrassment, Edith would wear her Cincinnati Bengal’s jersey everywhere.

Because of the dress code requirements, participation at the town’s annual Ladies Leapfrog Day events was always sparse.

Oh dear, that painter can see my ankles.

Yes it was a good place to bury him, but now I see the sheriff coming this way.

“No. I don’t see what you were looking at.”

BOOT

[running away] Ha ha ha ha ha

" Won’t she be surprised when she turns around and sees what’s really under my skirts! "

Landscape with two Women or Two Ladies in the Countryside in modern Costume or Two Women in the Countryside or Two Ladies in the Park: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1867_Feuerbach_Zwei_Frauen_in_einer_Landschaft_anagoria.JPG 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope wide painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/feuerbach_anselm.html 

https://books.google.com/books?id=mrAHAQAAMAAJ&q=Feuerbach&pg=PA29#v=onepage&q=Feuerbach&f=false 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/f/feuerbac/biograph.html 

http://www.all-art.org/history458-2.html 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/156 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=681 

https://books.google.com/books?id=OssUAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA1#v=onepage&q&f=false 

https://prabook.com/web/anselm.feuerbach/3730313 

https://books.google.com/books?id=4yNBJQHT9LcC&pg=PA91#v=onepage&q&f=false 

http://benedante.blogspot.com/2014/02/anselm-feuerbach.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. While 2 works attributed to him have appeared here, this is the first actually by him. My 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/07/20?comments=visible 

(still only text) comment corrects the other (Mr. Melcher corrected it in his blog per MASTERPIECE #1496 comments).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2172 (April 2, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

If I’m goin’ into Sherwood Forrest first I’m crawlin’. Robin Hood’s men are finger twitchy. MAID MARION: You should a wore a red skirt too. I don’t like your butt’s chances…

Does this smell funky to you?

Everyone found Pamela a bit odd, but she could track people better than a bloodhound and with less barking.

Janet suspected Karen was fertilizing and weeding simultaneously.

countess sally ,thinking how the red shit made Gretta’s ass look so large

“Out, damned Spot !”

“Yes. She does have a fat arse, doesn’t she?”