Our green friend is in trouble and he doesn’t know it…The king cobra’s generic name, Ophiophagus is a Greek-derived word that means “snake-eater”. Watch out!!!
You know what I learned in Nam. If you see a cobra moving through the grass, leave it a lone. They hunt in pairs and if you kill one the other is likely to come after you. They also make a kind of hissing, grunting noise that stays with you years after you get away from where they live.
meg_grif over 5 years ago
Of course, the mate he’s looking for is also a predator…
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
“Impressive abs…And I love the six-pack underbelly….”
Marblemouth over 5 years ago
My six-pack is more like a keg.
dcdete. over 5 years ago
Ever notice that King Cobras always get the press. I wonder what a common vassal cobra looks like?
Watcher over 5 years ago
I guess the snake is green with envy.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 5 years ago
They also “attract” guys with baskets and flutes who THINK they’re “charming” them.
And whatever you do DON’T-BRING-UP-MONGOOSES!
thetraveller4 over 5 years ago
Our green friend is in trouble and he doesn’t know it…The king cobra’s generic name, Ophiophagus is a Greek-derived word that means “snake-eater”. Watch out!!!
steven01221971 over 5 years ago
Speaking of abs, a woman friend of mine just told me that women don’t really care if you’ve got a great body. Really?
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Don’t get too close, little green one… He eats snakes for breakfast!
mrcooncat over 5 years ago
Don’t worry .. fat broad will bash him with a club, no matter his name or his abs …
Gent over 5 years ago
A cobra? I thought this B.C. land was situated someplace in Europe instead of Asia.
jagedlo over 5 years ago
“It’s good to be the King”…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Consider me totally ‘warded’.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago
April 29th is Whacking Day…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ-7c7ryljs
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 5 years ago
He just had to asp what he was.
redstart over 5 years ago
You might wanna back off a bit there snake . . .
sandpiper over 5 years ago
time for a mongoose to show up
serial232 over 5 years ago
You know what I learned in Nam. If you see a cobra moving through the grass, leave it a lone. They hunt in pairs and if you kill one the other is likely to come after you. They also make a kind of hissing, grunting noise that stays with you years after you get away from where they live.
Jack12one over 5 years ago
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
That is close enough…
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Uh oh! DO NOT fall for his line….he just wants to HISS in his PIT with another cobra……
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
They always travel in pairs. And mongoose are their predators and prey. Baby cheetahs have very fast reflexes and dodges the strikes almost casually.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.