B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 26, 2019

Of course, the mate he’s looking for is also a predator…

“Impressive abs…And I love the six-pack underbelly….”

My six-pack is more like a keg.

Ever notice that King Cobras always get the press. I wonder what a common vassal cobra looks like?

I guess the snake is green with envy.

They also “attract” guys with baskets and flutes who THINK they’re “charming” them.

And whatever you do DON’T-BRING-UP-MONGOOSES!

Our green friend is in trouble and he doesn’t know it…The king cobra’s generic name, Ophiophagus is a Greek-derived word that means “snake-eater”. Watch out!!!

Speaking of abs, a woman friend of mine just told me that women don’t really care if you’ve got a great body. Really?

Don’t get too close, little green one… He eats snakes for breakfast!

Don’t worry .. fat broad will bash him with a club, no matter his name or his abs …

A cobra? I thought this B.C. land was situated someplace in Europe instead of Asia.

“It’s good to be the King”…

Consider me totally ‘warded’.

April 29th is Whacking Day…..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ-7c7ryljs

He just had to asp what he was.

You might wanna back off a bit there snake . . .

time for a mongoose to show up

You know what I learned in Nam. If you see a cobra moving through the grass, leave it a lone. They hunt in pairs and if you kill one the other is likely to come after you. They also make a kind of hissing, grunting noise that stays with you years after you get away from where they live.

My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.

That is close enough…

Uh oh! DO NOT fall for his line….he just wants to HISS in his PIT with another cobra……

They always travel in pairs. And mongoose are their predators and prey. Baby cheetahs have very fast reflexes and dodges the strikes almost casually.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.