Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 25, 2019

Evolve? Blaasphemy! God created the perfectly evolved hyoomans!

A late bloomer, no doubt.

Humans. Not his best work.

All neanderthals go to heaven.

Being as you were first.. it is us who are joining you..

I hope I evolve in time!

Points to an interesting question: So, where in hominid development/evolution is the cut-off between eligible and non-eligible for salvation?

Individual members of a species do NOT evolve (and, most of the time, they are pretty damn boring). Individual gods don’t evolve, either. But whatever, I hope there ARE cavemen in Heaven. Could improve the hell out of the place!

Yep, another chink in the religion armor

A contradiction. Evolution and heaven are from 2 different beliefs.

A clash of theologies.

I’m pretty sure that until you evolve enough brain to be jealous, greedy, murderous or unethical, you just automatically go to heaven.

the beings that evolved have no soul such as we have THROUGHour birth, given to us by GOD