Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 04, 2019

How right you are, Aunty.

It’s one of the ones in ‘panic’ mode.

Amen, Auntie. Amen. Personally I think the panic button is to help people (not necessarily the elderly) find their car.

We wouldn’t imagine anything else about you, Aunty, especially at your age!

I have a Altima, I can open the trunk from 100 yards away. I think Nissan bounces the signal off a satellite. I’ve never used the alarm, but I have used the unlock (to flash the lights) at night.

Huh. It REALLY means remembering which side of the mall I came in on. . .or is it on which side of the mall I came in. . .or on which side of the mall I entered. . .

At your age “getting lucky” is finding the parking lot your car is in. BTW, that looks like a Yank parking lot.

Happened to me once at a concert. When the show was over, they led everybody out through a different gate from where we all came in, so I got all turned around and was looking in the wrong lot for my car. Took 20 minutes to find it.

Meanwhile, some drunk/stoned people tailgating in the lot were asking “what did you have to smoke?” and I replied “nothing – that’s why this is a problem!”

Should be easy Auntie, yours will be the only toon car!!!

Let’s hope it wasn’t in that empty spot…

Get a little plastic daisy for your antenna…..if you have an antenna!;o)

Ever since they quit handing out those Jack-in-the-Box antenna balls….and quit making antennas…

Shouldn’t be hard to spot the DeSoto.

Why a repeat from 3-16-19? I had to check my cartoon files – mostly memory – and there it was.

Back in the heyday of CB radio, my van had a whip antenna with a day-glo orange flag on the back bumper. I never had a problem finding it!

LOL I just found my car in the airport parking lot yesterday by opening the back hatch and fun fact if you point your keyfob at your head the signal works from further away LOL