Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 29, 2019

The design of the doors makes them the same place.

Door for the liberals is on the left of course. The one for the conservatives is, on the right naturally.

If the Cravings restaurant served Sonic chili coneys, I would go there!

Two sides of the same coin.

“LOCATION is everything…”.

As noted, the Cravings Indulgence Cafe is the same as the Cravings Suppression Clinic, but the latter charges twice as much.

Veterinarian-Taxidermist: “Either Way You Get your Pet Back.” (From the old Click-and-Clack show).

“Corner” in the literal sense, of course.

It’s like putting an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting right next to a liquor store.

So, if you get to much of what you want, you don’t want it anymore. Works for me.

Wiley rules !

And naturally, how many “hamdergers” and how much fast food does the lardass in chef scarf down in one sitting? No self-indulgence there in the WH – since he can’t spell words of more than one syllable. Covfefe.

Like advertising a medicine for some random weird problem no one has and next commercial is a law office for suing that medicine for all the problems it causes.

Looks like enjoyment vs followup guilt

The one for coservatives is the right one.

I feel it is our culture to go to both doors.

I wonder why the things we really crave are usually bad for us. Maybe it’s because Human nature is self destructive.

Self-indulgence + guilt = religion.

Here in Oregon, an osteopath set up his office across the street from the ice-skating rink. And the Girl Scouts, in one instance, set their cookie stand up across from a cannabis store.

I just want to eat an ice cream cone before it melts all over my hand.

Just like big pharma. We’ll create an addiction, then offer a cure. For a nominal fee of course.

Good business sense.

Reminds of a story I heard of a girl scout cookie stand set up next to a legal marijuana store.

All the money that is now being used in scientific research to construct alternate sources of protein should go to making everything taste like CHOCOLATE!!!!!!