Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for April 30, 2019

and so snuggly

How many great ideas must have been lost because of a warm blanket?

I know this story is not true, but I like it too much not to repeat it.

So Sigmund Freud wakes in the wee hours with a dream epiphany. He writes it down and goes back to sleep.

When he wakes next morning he reads this:

Hoggamus Higgamus,

Men are polygamous.

Higgamus Hoggamus,

Women, monogamous.

When all is said and done, much more will be said than done.

Today is the last day of your life so far.

To those missing Phil Fumble, check out today’s “Zippy”.

All my best ideas come moments before sleep. Oh, and in the bathroom.

“Hey Siri – take a note for me”

Even if she wrote it on her phone, odds are she would never look at it again.

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An exceptionally important truism for damn near all of us, I’m afraid. Epiphanies may occur but are often ephemeral. Creature comforts shape us more strongly.

⇧ what exactly are you smoking…?

I know that feel tho.