Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for April 30, 2019

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    danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    and so snuggly

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 5 years ago

    How many great ideas must have been lost because of a warm blanket?

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I know this story is not true, but I like it too much not to repeat it.

    So Sigmund Freud wakes in the wee hours with a dream epiphany. He writes it down and goes back to sleep.

    When he wakes next morning he reads this:

    Hoggamus Higgamus,

    Men are polygamous.

    Higgamus Hoggamus,

    Women, monogamous.

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    asrialfeeple  over 5 years ago

    When all is said and done, much more will be said than done.

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    Ninette  over 5 years ago

    Today is the last day of your life so far.

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    WaitingMan  over 5 years ago

    To those missing Phil Fumble, check out today’s “Zippy”.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    All my best ideas come moments before sleep. Oh, and in the bathroom.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Hey Siri – take a note for me”

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    JanBic Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Even if she wrote it on her phone, odds are she would never look at it again.

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    Pipe Tobacco  over 5 years ago

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    An exceptionally important truism for damn near all of us, I’m afraid. Epiphanies may occur but are often ephemeral. Creature comforts shape us more strongly.

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    gopher gofer  over 5 years ago

    ⇧ what exactly are you smoking…?

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    Lassmaster  over 5 years ago

    I know that feel tho.

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