Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2019

Maybe Jeff should learn to control his feelings.

by the way, that Joy sounds sexy. Do you think she’ll serve me onion rings too?

My divorce will be final soon. Can you give me her phone number?

Jeff, my fellow Seattleite, You must be bored to listen in on Pig and Goat.

Why don’t you buy Gocomics and make it free with Prime!

Jeff Bezos has feelings?

Oh, yes. This is just a comic strip.

I can understand why Bezos is bored. Having to count all of that money. (sigh)

The part were Amazon said it wasn’t Alexa made me think it was Google Home

Bezos idea of ‘Slummin’, I guess!

So Big Brother’s name is “Jeff” ……. Croc Power !

Report came out that they listen and transcribe the fun stuff then they distribute it to others. Why you would have one of these things is beyond me.

Completely shut down Alexa when not using….spygate

If he throws it against the wall, will Jeff feel it?

The exact reason why I’ll never ever own one those spy based digital walkie talkies

I think Amazon should pay federal taxes.

My son asked me why I whisper in the house.

I said I was afraid the NSA might be listening.

He laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed.

I have never spoken to Alexa, and I don’t know why you would. How is this easier than typing a couple of words?

A friend insults his Siri. She gets very whitty.

You have feelings? Coulda fooled me.

No, no you don’t. Now give me more movies with my Prime membership, CEOaf!

Richard Branson out of boredom would randomly call from the floor of his bedroom that he used as the desk/table one of his Virgin Air airliners that was cruising about at that moment, have the stewardess hand the phone to a random passenger so he & the passenger could chat for a bit..

If Jeff Bezos has that much time on his hands, he really needs to take up a hobby!

Just go pay another mistress,Jeff.You’ll be fine.

Hmmmm…Alexa, Siri and Jeff…….a "menage a’ trois ? ;o)

As Bezos I can tell, this is our future.

I’m Jeff Bezos and I’m now dead broke….please send bitcoin and and I’ll stop listening.

I will never have one of those “eavesdroppers” in my home…….

I like to shower with Jeff Bezos. Serves him right for spying on me.

And, I won’t even tell you what I do with Zuckerberg …

Alexa: The Stasi agent in your house that you are paying for.

Ah. The power of language.

Call me paranoid, but I won’t own one of those things. The last thing I need is having something listening into everything I say and do. I’m even leery of my cell phone.

How much do you wanna’ bet Jeff Bezos DOES talk to random people through Alexa???

Useful. A few people would probably like to tell Jeff Bezos where to go.

Interacting with a computer AI didn’t work out well for the crew of Discovery One. They should have named the thing HAL instead of Alexa.

My cell phone keeps wanting me to talk to it — I guess it’s lonely…

Jeff Bezos, the Richest Man in the World? The Most Evil Man in the World?

Destroy your smartphone, PIg!

SIRI, ALEXA, CORTANA and HEY GOOGLE are all vying for our attention and almost all millennials and post baby boomers are in love with their digital assistants. Commercials are using these technologies to hype their products — no voice talents are paid — the DAs can fill the bill. These AI based services are available on any device you have and you may have a favorite. My favorite is SIRI on my iPhone. I still have a lot to learn about her skills and shortcuts. She can be a he, a Brit or other voice. I can safely use my iPhone while I am driving and keeping my hands on the steering wheel and eyes on the road. SIRI can take dictation, send text messages or read my notifications or email. It is safe and sane texting and calling and staying up to date on my messages, etc. Learn what these DAs can do for you — you’ll like the result.

Maybe because BLIND people are not able to type a couple of words, that’s how.

Alexa v.s Siri v.s Cortana

Place your bets here folks