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She’s coming, but no match to my Sicilian wife and mother of my children who worked ceaselessly to put the fear of God into them. One has a license plate which says “NO EXCUSE.”
My favorite bear story, learned from a park ranger: Q: How do you tell a black/brown bear from a grizzly bear? A: Climb a tree. If it’s a black or brown bear it will climb up after you. If it’s a grizzly bear it will knock the tree down.
(Note: black/brown bears have large claws and are good climbers. Grizzly bears don’t climb but are very strong and can easily knock down small trees.)
A tour guide in Alaska explained if we have no choice but to run from a bear (the last resort) to run downhill. The bear’s short fore legs and long hind legs make it unstable downhill.
Two men being chased by a Grizzly: the one says to the other, “It’s no use running. We know he can run faster than us.” The other says, “No problem; I know I can run faster than you.”
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
Very considerate bear.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 6 years ago
I would expect Hobbes to fight the bear.
Watcher almost 6 years ago
The fun of not going home again. Bear or Mom and Dad. Take your pick Calvin.
codycab almost 6 years ago
Maybe it’s Winnie the Pooh thinking Hobbes is Tigger?
montylc2001 almost 6 years ago
Well, at least mom has them treed already….
orinoco womble almost 6 years ago
It’s more dangerous than a bear—it’s an angry MOM!
Yontrop almost 6 years ago
Spoiler alert! Calvin will not be eaten by a bear.
montylc2001 almost 6 years ago
“The Preacher and the Bear” from Jerry Reed comes to mind…
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
LOL!! Calvin with the epic last line!
hariseldon59 almost 6 years ago
Calvin and tigers and bears. Oh my!
M2MM almost 6 years ago
It’s probably much worse than a bear….. like his mom or dad. :P
smorbie the great and beautiful almost 6 years ago
Mom?
zeexenon almost 6 years ago
She’s coming, but no match to my Sicilian wife and mother of my children who worked ceaselessly to put the fear of God into them. One has a license plate which says “NO EXCUSE.”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Wow! I love the way Calvin writes the head lines for his own demise. What a ‘Hollywood’.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
My favorite bear story, learned from a park ranger: Q: How do you tell a black/brown bear from a grizzly bear? A: Climb a tree. If it’s a black or brown bear it will climb up after you. If it’s a grizzly bear it will knock the tree down.
(Note: black/brown bears have large claws and are good climbers. Grizzly bears don’t climb but are very strong and can easily knock down small trees.)
BiggerNate91 almost 6 years ago
I used to not realize what “parents saved the trouble meant” when I was younger. Now I know.
sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Calvin, you can run but you can’t HIDE !!!! lol
flagmichael almost 6 years ago
A tour guide in Alaska explained if we have no choice but to run from a bear (the last resort) to run downhill. The bear’s short fore legs and long hind legs make it unstable downhill.
Yontrop almost 6 years ago
Two men being chased by a Grizzly: the one says to the other, “It’s no use running. We know he can run faster than us.” The other says, “No problem; I know I can run faster than you.”