Pickles by Brian Crane for May 15, 2019

touché on gettin’ Earl there, Opal

Time for Beer Goggles ;-)

“Just” noticed? After all these years? No, this is a case of “Misery loves company”.

It was just a matter of time for Opal to retaliate…lol

That’s just twisted…

His nose slants in all directions at once.

Hey, at least they’re being honest with each other…

Time for Earl to get a new cartoonist!

following up on yesterday’s strip…

My right earlobe sticks out more than the left! My confession, lol!

With a shnozzola like that that is a big problem!

Actually Earl has a Roman nose. It roams all over hi face! (sorry)

Out of curiosity I found this app

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.pandaz.facial_asymmetry

I think I’ll keep my face the way it is.

picky ,picky, picky!!!!

And you are both, uhhh, pleasingly plump!

And so it begins.

My comment yesterday was almost identical to Earl’s comment today! We are both correct!

Gotcha!!!

Glad to hear others have this problem, have been in hiding since the optician told me my left ear is lower than my right.

To solve the problem, why don’t you both take your glasses off…….then you won’t notice the discrepancies.

Good one Opal!

While in a group trying to see how vulgar they could be, I stunned them with the simple statement, “My left one’s bigger.”

(Or right, I don’t remember now.)

He is sympathetic, she is retaliatory. Big deal. My face is asymmetrical to the extent that fitting glasses is a problem. My mother was 5’2" and I was 2’0" at birth, and c-sections were rare in those days. I’m just glad to be here.

That’s not (that snot?) his nose. The nose just looks off because the mustache is asymmetric.