Monty by Jim Meddick for May 17, 2019

“That does it. I’m getting my own bunker……With my own Jacuzzi.”

Poor Jarvis, what will they allow him to brush his teeth? A thimble of water?

I guess the family would be okay with a stinky butler.

Love the shower cap.

I predict a coup.

The upper class lacking class.

Just shower with the little twerp.

Yes, you can use the bath tub after I’m done – of course, you’ll need to use the same water …

Early in a deployment to some armpit of the world? the last option is the norm.

Read again. is not a sponge, is Brillo pad…

The working class gets the shaft.

Some simulation! It’s a good thing for the Nuttinghams that Jarvis is so unflappably devoted to duty.

Rank doth have its privileges…..

Dad’s got 45 minutes of hot water, what’s he gonna do in the shower?

a large, unused sponge and wet-wipe I hope.

I just heard a National Park Ranger tell the story of Union General Sedgwick. Some soldiers were taking cover from Confederate sharpshooters. GEN Sedgwick told the soldiers, “They couldn’t hit an elephant at that distance.” Those were his last words before a bullet struck his head, killing him instantly. I wonder if our little Sedgwick knows that story.

If anything Jarvis should be allocated MORE water. He’s their servant, he has to prepare their FOOD, personally I want to make sure the man handling my consumables is clean, cleaner than I am in fact, lest I die of food poisoning in the apocalypse.