Strange Brew by John Deering for May 06, 2019

time and age are very cruel mistresses.

Also his x-ray vision already fails him.

Been hanging around Lex Luthor and his kryptonite again, eh?

It’s a bird, it’s a plane… it’s Senile Man!

give him the blue pill….he’ll pole vault over them then….

It’s hell getting old….

Geriatric Man: faster than a speeding pullet, more powerful than the locomotion, able to make leaps in logic in a single bound.

Obviously it’s because he forgot to remove his glasses when he changed into his cape & tights. He’s still 1/2 newspaper reporter.

Since superman can fly, how do we know he isn’t cheating when he leaps a tall building?

….and that he looks like Jay Leno more every day!;o{

Better screen him with the “Get up and go, go, go!” test.

I know how he feels. I have to take a running start …

Frequently forgets to change out of his costume when finished his heroic deeds. Eyebrows are raising at the Daily Planet.

So where does the second leap start from anyway?