Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 07, 2019

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Great, the lookout has turned into a 24-hour news station!

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    danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You want to be at your best when the moat monsters start swimming after you.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Summer is coming. Watch out for fire demons and dark walkers!

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    A weather forecast with a twist.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Thanks there CN-Nincompoop. Just what I needed. A reminder that my winter body is not ready for shorts and sandals, again.

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    This forecast has been brought to you by…

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    Thechildinme  over 5 years ago

    So, how you look is more important than whether you can breathe without a supply of portable oxygen or even move on your own power? I’ve lived too long!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    A paid message from the local gym?

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Not to worry, Wizard, just wave your magic wand and your wifey will be a bathing beauty…..NOT!

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    anomalous4  over 5 years ago

    How to have a beach body:

    (1) Have a body.

    (2) Go to the beach.

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