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He found that he had a humerus. Both a left and a right humerus. And he couldn’t figure out what to say about that. Much to the amusement of comedians everywhere.
oldpine52 over 5 years ago
He caught himself about to tell the truth, and sprained his tongue.
littlejohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
He found that he had a humerus. Both a left and a right humerus. And he couldn’t figure out what to say about that. Much to the amusement of comedians everywhere.
jbrobo Premium Member over 5 years ago
Hurt his arm patting himself on the back?
rugeirn over 5 years ago
Grafter’s wrist. Caused by the twisting motion involved in taking money under the table. It’s a repetitive stress injury.
Display over 5 years ago
Went in for hemerrhoid surgery and is waiting for the scar on his forehead to heal.
Linguist over 5 years ago
Glass navel replacement surgery.
1953Baby over 5 years ago
Thought maybe it would be Tweeter’s Thumb. . .
zeexenon over 5 years ago
That and hurt his back during reelection trying to fulfill all of his promises made last pre-election.
mikey44 over 5 years ago
If my memory serves me right, and I had to go way, way back for this, but is that an actual official press briefing? What dinosaurs!
wiatr over 5 years ago
He tripped over his own hubris and bent his beak, causing him to talk sideways.