Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for May 09, 2019

No force is as destructive as a black hole.

Except a turnip twaddler, which seems to have twaddled the black hole strip into nothingness.

Sorry. But you can “dye” those “roots” all you wanna.

They’re STILL ”Grey”……….,

YUM turnips

Nothing better with a pot roast.

How many of those does Opus have anyway?

It is also nice to know that twaddle is an onomatopoeia. I have been wondering for years.

Who’s the guy in the picture on the wall?

Keep twaddling.Something will turnip ;)

Can anyone take up turnip twaddling? If so, I’m saving it as my last resort… and I’m almost there.

Got to have neeps and tatties with your haggis.

Turnips are best carved and set with a candle within.

Sadly, I’m forced to admit that I have never twaddled a turnip. Quite a few other things, but never a turnip…

I confess I have never twaddled a turnip. I am therefore rootless?

Ah the famous rampant consumerism metaphor. Very very good. There’s nothing I like better than a good ol’ rampant consumerism metaphor.

Opus has teeth?

This nation already has too much twaddle.